real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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