My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
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You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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