I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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