i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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