I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
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found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
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we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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