Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Welp...herpes.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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