Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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