Define "chronic" masturbator.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
