Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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