Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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