I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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