We're like a lot better than the average bears
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
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Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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