im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
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that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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