Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
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thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
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you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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