i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
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Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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