let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
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This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
40s are totally the cure
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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