Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
She announced her abortion via fbk
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
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I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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