It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
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the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
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In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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