So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
