hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
They took my balls.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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