I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
someone owes me an orgasm
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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