i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
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I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
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So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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