false alarm. still invincible.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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