chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
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It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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