Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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