She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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