I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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