hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
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Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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