I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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