went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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