it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
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dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
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Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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