I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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