Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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