i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
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I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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