im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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