just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
