hell yes lets make some ravioli
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
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remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
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Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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