All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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