oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
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I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
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