i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Congratulations! We have a period
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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