She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
she looked like the before picture.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
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Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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