He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
babies were throwing up all over the place
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
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Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
There's even glitter on my cock...
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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