Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He shit in the fireplace
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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