Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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