Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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