how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
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Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
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I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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