what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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