Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
