let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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