Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
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And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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