his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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