sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
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If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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