I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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