Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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